Justin: You can't always worry about fear. If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't, then don't. Don't just go through the motions. Just do it.
Me: You don't care about anything!
Alan: I care about school. I care about sports and my friends. But you don't fall into any of those categories.
Me: What..... Oh okay.
Alan: You're my sister, and family is an even higher category.
Classmate 1: Sohrob, I like the fresh Jordans that you're wearing.
Classmate 2: Thanks, they were from 2001.
Him: I'm in the suburbs.
Me: I'll run over there just to be with you.
Him: No way, it's too cold.
Me: Yeah, you crazy? I was kidding, you can be alone.
Him: Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Slut.
Me: When a penguin finds their mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives. WE'RE PENGUINS.
Him: Awwww. <3 Indeed. We can be lions too. ;)
Him: Ew, just kidding.
Him: I kept looking at you, ugh. Hair so prettyyyyy.
Me: I know, I saw you. Probably because I kept looking at you too.
Him: Shush, you saw nothing.
Me: Mhm, babe, I saw youuuuu!
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?